So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.)
"I am a man who owns five ovens."
*The squad is over at Pozo's house*
Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Pozo: ... N-No...
Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ram: I see a-
Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Mike: Oh, well I-
Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Pozo:
Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Pozo:
Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
""Did you do the homework?"
'Can I copy the homework?'
Pozo: I can help you with it!
Mike: Yeah, sure.
Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Crow: lol nope.
Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Zu: *Read 5:55pm*
"Who broke it? (A fan favorite)"
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mike: ...I did. I broke it.
Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram?
Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow.
Crow: What?! I didn't break it.
Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ram: Suspicious.
Crow: No, it's not!
Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it.
Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy!
Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo.
Pozo: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet.
Ram: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Pozo:
Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names.