So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.)
"I am a man who owns five ovens."
*The squad is over at Pozo's house*
Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Pozo: ... N-No...
Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ram: I see a-