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    Funny script

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    On 4/9/2021 at 3:42 PM, The Fallen said:

    So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.)

    "I am a man who owns five ovens."

    *The squad is over at Pozo's house*
    Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
    Pozo: ... N-No...
    Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
    Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
    Ram: I see a-
    Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
    Mike: Oh, well I-
    Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
    Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
    Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
    Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
    Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
    Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens...
    Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
    Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
    Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
    Pozo:
    Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
    Pozo:
    Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

    ""Did you do the homework?"

    'Can I copy the homework?'
    Pozo: I can help you with it!
    Mike: Yeah, sure.
    Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
    Crow: lol nope.
    Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
    Zu: *Read 5:55pm*

    "Who broke it? (A fan favorite)"

    *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
    Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
    Everyone:
    Mike: ...I did. I broke it.
    Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram?
    Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow.
    Crow: What?! I didn't break it.
    Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
    Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
    Ram: Suspicious.
    Crow: No, it's not!
    Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it.
    Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
    Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
    Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy!
    Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo.
    Pozo: No! Who broke it!?
    Everyone:
    Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet.
    Ram: rEALLY?!
    *Everyone starts arguing*
    Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
    Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
    Pozo:
    Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

     

    There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names.

     

     

    cringe rp

    The Monarchy (An incomplete list of Monarchs and when they arose to the top)

    in General

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    On 11/27/2020 at 5:32 PM, Dark Person said:

    ⭐Monarch List⭐
    [🥇] Dark Person (7th of October 2019)
    [🥈] HIDgamer     (10th of December 2019) (I think? He was Chancellor on the 30th of November and Monarch on the 10th of December so maybe he joined, voted and ranked up then typed something)
    [🥉] Eclipse (16th of Febuary 2020)
    [◻️] Zuanius (8th of June 2020)
    [◻️] Coma     (10th of June 2020) (Could be before as he ranked up from Adventurer to Monarch instantly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) also no chat long of chancellor coma for some reason)
    [❔] Megaman (Unknown date, IIRC had enough Terra Credits before HiD, is Monarch since demotion)
    [❔] Bistol (Unknown date, IIRC had enough Terra Credits before me, is Monarch since demotion)
    [❔] Popopz (Monarch since 20th of January 2020, Was Baron when ranked up and had enough Terra Credits for monarch before Eclipse)

     

    🃏Other Monarchs🃏
    [🔮] Sai (12th of July 2019) - Cy's alt account who gave himself the rank
    [🔮] Enkidu (1st of December 2019) - Another one of Cy's alt accounts w/ the rank
    [🔮] Sir Wizard always votes for a few years so they'd get monarch a few times over. They've just never logged on.

     

    Currently There are 8 monarchs on Terraria.one + 2 more illegitimate accounts + an account that isn't created.

    There is a chance that I missed out an entire monarch. Any help with 'iffy' information (in orange) is greatly appreciated.

    Monarchy, more like Anarchy.
    Grief some builds ofc thats what they do!

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