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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Red: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Black: ...I did. I broke it.
Red: No. No you didn't. Blue?
Blue: Don't look at me. Look at White.
White: What?! I didn't break it.
Blue: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
White: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Blue: Suspicious.
White: No, it's not!
Green: If it matters, probably not, but Pink was the last one to use it.
Pink: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Green: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Pink: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Person E!
Black: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Person A.
Red: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Green: Red... Blue's been awfully quiet.
Blue: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Red, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Red: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Red:
Red: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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